Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969

You can punch 🎮⚡
#6969 during december!

"I will punch during Punch Avocado Month 🎮⚡ #6969!"

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

Avocado

Aztec word : Ahuacatl (Fun fact : "catl" (testicle) and "kontol" (penis) in Javanese have the similar meaning, maybe it's just a coincidence), meaning "Green Testicle (fruit)", due to similarities to a human testicle.
The fruit is said to be a super food, and commonly be added in salad dishes.

Whoa my goodness, my avocado tree yields so many fruits this year!

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

stuffed avocado

The act of stuffing a woman's underwear into her vagina after vigorous sex.

"Dude, last night after I brought Jenna home I gave her a stuffed avocado."

"Awesome man, way to go!'

by BearOfMountainView October 31, 2013