shai emanuel guzman-andreas

shai emanuel guzman-andreas is the knower of all languages.

I sure wish I was shai emanuel guzman-andreas right now.

by 1moar July 1, 2022

Welcome to San Andreas

First line of one of the greatest songs of all time, GTA San Andreas Main Theme

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gang bangers and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competin', even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet
Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG!
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get supercut and big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats: Respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal
You get clothes from Binco, and ProLaps
Suburban, Zip, Victim and D-Sachs
Watch yo' back when them rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Duckin' shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out, bus' a gun until they tuck they tail
It seems like I'm on impossible missions
Twisted predicaments, hostile positions
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
Cause the 'Dreas's full of gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains 'fore how you do yo fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, dump 'em out
Bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none
Back another lap, catch a straggler with the shot gun
Hittin' them up, what that Grove Street like
In a dirty slingshot and old Levi's

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

Andreas

A man who is the bestest best friend a person could ask for. Unless all you want in the world is to go to bed sober. He is kind, compassionate, and caring. Except at 3 am when there just oooone more bar to go to. He is positive and he has a good feeling about this. Especially when "this" is secret beers hiding in his jacket pocket. Andreas is the best!

Dusty: I think we could all be a little more Andreas.

Ben: Man, you're so Andreas today.

by carrieokee September 14, 2017

Andreas

A prick who likes cars

"Oh look cars" said Andreas

by Kavenoke August 5, 2018

Andres

A good friend he may me fat and have problems but he is an amazing person.Has a lot of friends.I have a crush on him I mean who wouldn’t. He is a true friend and isn’t fake. Keep Andres close to you and never ever let him go. And don’t be me that can’t tell him that I like him. Tell him straight up!

Person 1- do you have a crush on Andres
Me- yeah I think I do he is a amazing person

by Darktolight322 October 23, 2018

Andrussy

Andrew's bussy

he got fucked in his andrussy

by ConarDC March 25, 2022

Jaden Adrastos Callaway

Jaden Adrastos Callaway is a widely known musician, among his other talents, he is currently playing the Drums. He played for professional bands such as the rock band Clutch, and Rosella. He is a native of Cleveland, Ohio (South Cambridgeshire UK) as he likes to call it.

He speaks, English, French, Arabic, Latin, and Taushiro (Pinche/Pinchi)

He is tallish, long flowing blonde hair, an Eagle Scout, and of British descent.

Did you catch the Clutch show last night? Yeah Jaden Adrastos Callaway gave me his sticks and I fainted.

I met this guy named Jaden Adrastos Callaway on the subway, He gave me an orgasm with his eyes.

by StaceySmiles January 5, 2010