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Amazon Forest Fires

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.
omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires
by ganjagrace February 23, 2021
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Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024
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Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."
by B agave G March 20, 2020
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Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.
by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021
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by nozamA January 30, 2022
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Amazon Fever

The same thing as yellow fever or jungle fever.Having A sexual fetish of South American women or men.Same can be applied to mexicans.
Guy:I only like brazilians with green eyes and that live in the jungles of the amazon
Guy 2:Dude youve got the amazon fever.
by PrincessBLARITY December 13, 2016
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amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*
by UKnowWhoIAm January 11, 2016
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