Mubashir Ahmed

A year 9 pedo who gets bummed
He is an mubashir Ahmed.
by Mubashir Ahmed January 11, 2020
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Yusuf Ahmed

the best person ever. he’s a bit loud and can be annoying but has a massive heart and only has your best intentions in mind. usually comes up with dark, complex plans that have good outcomes. a true anti-hero and a perfect man. he’s also praised for his rugged good lucks. he is however a massive heart throb and a huge simp. don’t be surprised if he steals you girl ;)
“Yusuf Ahmed has such an odd personality but i love him
by Queen Of Thorns February 10, 2022
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The Ahmed Effect

Having sexual intercourse with “Ahmed” and not being able to walk after the fact.
I had sex last night. I fully feel The Ahmed Effect…He fully put Ahmed Effected me.
by Jayjoe132 May 26, 2024
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Ahmed dizane

When your dad doesn't believe that the urban dictionary is made up of false words from other people.
"Dad shamazing isn't a real word, I must be speaking to Ahmed Dizane"
by ..12..12.. December 16, 2018
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Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.
boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "
by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024
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Il jins ahmed

Il jins ahmed: A Gawad

This word is used to insult men, and it basically means that someone is a “pimp”. It doesn’t matter what the argument is about, when someone calls you a pimp in Arabic it’s one of the most insulting things to be called.
by Sergany hater November 16, 2020
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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.
"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."
by spozy May 21, 2024
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