An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.
Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?
by Major Johnson April 11, 2005
Get the belly-ache axtellmug. by skankwhore December 23, 2003
Get the emeril achemug. by zargolll November 5, 2013
Get the head ache reliefmug. by youarenotthefather November 2, 2004
Get the mexican tooth achemug. An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
Get the Sigourney Weaver stomach achemug. by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011
Get the eye candy tooth achemug. The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.
Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.
by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007
Get the Ice Cream Ass Achemug.