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la puta que te pario

your mother is a peach
in spanish is mother facker
juan: me coji a tu vieja
el puto de fausto: andate un poquito a la puta que te pario
by fausto July 29, 2006
mugGet the la puta que te pariomug.

ke ke te huru huru

Polynesian for "heave ho", from the book Kon-Tiki, by Thor Heyerdahl.
by Teratogen August 8, 2010
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Tu te fous de ma gueule?

"Are you shitting me?", "are you kidding?" or "do you think I'm fucking stupid?"
A: Ils arrivent les flics!
B: Tu te fous de ma gueule?
by latinstonecold October 22, 2009
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la putain de tes morts

French insult mostly used by gypsies. It literally means 'the whore of your deads'.
It generally expresses an extreme anger.
- Wesh ferme ta gueule j't'ai dit 'yo I've told you to shut the fuck up'
- Mais... 'but...'
- La putain de tes morts !!! ferme-là !! 'La putain de tes morts !!! shut up !!'
by juandeljardin February 7, 2018
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te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo

i need you on top of my body;
often said before hot steamy sex
jake- "te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo!!"

summer- "ay, chico!!!!"
by hoebagger April 2, 2008
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la de chambear te la sabes

Phrase used to tell someone that if they know how to spend their time on something useful like working, it is usually used to shut up when saying something silly
Phrase that is used to tell someone that if they know how to spend their time on something useful like working, it is usually used to silence someone else when that person says something nonsense

"–El que es pobre, es pobre por que quiere
–La de chambear te la sabes?
by babe4thweeknd August 21, 2023
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por el culo te la abrocho

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.
Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!
by Alguien español December 24, 2017
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