steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

steamy pickle

Having a woman defecate on a man's penis during anal sex.

Man, I was fucking her ass hard last night and that bitch gave me a steamy pickle

by SomeoneTX79 September 14, 2019

steamy dress

When you are at a party or gathering and decide to have sex with someone from this party. After the deed you pull down you're dress and return to the party as if nothing happened. But there is clear evidence of the sin.

I think Jessica is trying to hide her steamy dress

by Kabukimyson July 16, 2022

steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.

Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"

by Bowlzzz April 3, 2016

Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.

Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!

by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020

Steamie

An informal term used to describe steam trains and steam trams. The word is used by trains in the TV show, Thomas the tank engine.

Hey look, a steamie

by Ducklolly August 6, 2022

Steamy Jenga

Steamy Jenga; the act of one person sitting on the toilet taking a shit, with another person stacked on top simultaneously shitting their brains out through the person belows legs into the toilet.

Wow, Charlie Calvin and I just had a crazy Steamy Jenga session!

by Charles "forehead" Colvin January 20, 2022