aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way

1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf

by thornsystem August 12, 2022

Dilf

immortal Dinos you would like to fuck the shit out of

"Hamad is such a dilf"

by ILoveSexyDilfs June 12, 2022

dilf

frank iero

+frank iero is so dilf

- so true bestie

by veesauce January 21, 2021

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020

Dilf

Like a milf but instead a dilf -dad I'd like to fuck :)

" omg David Beckham is such a dilf " said Jane

" I totally agree he's hot af "

Said Sarah

by Duhbitch October 21, 2015

DILF

DILF is an acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck". This refers to a sexually attractive older guy who usually has kids. (Hence the "dad" part).

Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!

Teyare: W- what?

Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Teyare: Don't say that!

Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!

by WiltedRose February 17, 2020

DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021