by markallan12 September 7, 2020
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When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
by 18cent June 12, 2017
Get the Midnight Melvin mug.Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017
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Get the Melvin mug.Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
by Wheel Team 6 February 27, 2017
Get the Melvin mug.Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.
by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017
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