A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.
Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...
Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...
Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
by My guitar June 11, 2012
Get the Jasonmug. 
While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.
by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016
Get the Jasonmug. by condom8964 November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a pussy ass bitch
by Pussycuntslayer69 April 26, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.
JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy
by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022
Get the Jasonmug.