December 8th

National sex day. Literally just do whatever you want but it is suggested you do the dirty on the 8th. But please don't make a baby we don't need anymore crotch goblins :)

Bitch 1: bro it's December 8th yk what that means..

Bitch 2: yes I do.. I do. Get away from me.. no.. BACK OFF BITCH

by McTittyNut. December 7, 2020

November 8th

National FaceTime your girl day

Hey it’s November 8th I guess I get to FaceTime you

by Marky makry667 November 4, 2021

November 8th

You beat the living fuck out of anyone named Ivan/Ian, and they can’t do anything about it

Ivan/Ian: *Gets the fuck beaten out of them*
Ivan/Ian: bro what the hell?!

Other person: It’s November 8th

Ivan/Ian: Fuck

by TheDickBandit November 7, 2021

February 8th

National happy birthday Tiger-lily day the day where everyone celebrates Tiger-lily and their birthday

Person: it’s February 8th
Other person: it’s Tiger-lilys birthday yay

Tiger-lily: *smile and waves*

by ErosSecretLoveChild October 13, 2021

April 8th

The day of rejection.

Tall Korean Dude: APRIL 8TH!!!!
Chinese Man: *cries*

by EverPlague June 13, 2023

February 8th

Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!

Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!

by Vikstar456 February 8, 2023

THE 8th of October

THE 8th of October is the international lend your sister to your friends day. You got a sister? You gotta let your friends borrow her today

Guy 1: Bro, you gyat to let me borrow your sister today
Guy 2: Aight bro, but just because it is THE 8th of October

by Jogos October 8, 2023