Russian Winter

A force or event that stops a quick succession of other events.

Derived from Napoleon's and Hitler's failed conquests, as a result of invading Russia during the winter.

As soon as Napoleon faced the Russian Winter, he was headed for his Waterloo.

Tim got to first, second, and third base with Anna, but then faced his Russian Winter of her purity ring, preventing him from getting to home base.

by Calvin Dean December 20, 2009

Russian Snowplow

During sex, in the "doggy-style" position, the man pulls out the womans' arms out from under her. Thus, causing her to fall onto her chest. He continues while scooting her around the room.

Bitch, Russian Snowplow?

by Justis. January 9, 2010

russian shithouse

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.

This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.

by Boris Badonov June 1, 2011

russian hayride

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.

I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.

by Jumping Jacks Ass April 25, 2016

Russian Spy

Someone that’s most likely Russian and probably owns a gun. Also can find out anything you want in a really short amount of time through sources you wouldn’t think of n most people think it’s mad that they find out these things

Your a Russian spy do you have a gun
Or
How do you know that is it cause ur a spy

by RussianSpy101 August 22, 2019

Fallen to the russians

When a lady has her special time during a monthly cycle, when the red tide comes in

e.g "Hows your missus dan?"
"im keeping well clear mate shes fallen to the russians"
- When the reds come to town

by Amanda bowditch August 16, 2008

wife russian

A White Russian with the cream substituted as tit milk.

Roxie put her husband and baby daddy at ease as she squirts tit milk into a vodka coke to create a Wife Russian.

by Filipinoheat07 August 18, 2018