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San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 3, 2006
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
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T-Slot

The armholes of a T-shirt.
Dude, those T-Slots are too big.
by Wesnaw Spongebob December 16, 2008
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Slot slot

A scheduled sexual experience from the enterer's point of view. The opposite of a dick appointment.
"Yo, you got that dick appointment with Chelsea tomorrow?" "No, dude, that's a slot slot. She's the one getting the dick."
by BoredBouncer January 31, 2022
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Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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Slot Shot

I sent the missus a dick pic.

She sent me back a slot shot.

Smashing.
by Chromatek January 22, 2017
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slot dancer

A patron of a casino who wildly waves her hands, beats her fists, shouts at or otherwise makes a spectacle of herself while playing a slot machine in an attempt to force the machines internal random number generator to give her money. They are also responsible for leaving the huge, oily hand print smears all over the video poker and keno machines as they believe that rapidly tapping on the screen with their palms will increase the chance of their numbers coming up.
The slot dancer playing the panda bear video slot machine was urging the reels to stop on the jackpot by pounding on the screen and shouting encouragement to the soulless device.
by Redwizard000 May 8, 2013
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