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National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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National Bunnysicles Day

A day dedicated to the one and only Bunnysicles
The hottest girl on the face of the earth
Guys its National Bunnysicles Day!!!”

“Omg slayyyy
by Ihategaypeoplw July 31, 2022
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"entire dictionary" day

A wearily-humorous term to describe a long strenuous exhausting day that literally begins and ends with the very first and very last words in the dictionary, respectively --- you frenetically "hit the ground running" with a wailing whoop of haste and/or alarm ("Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!") at the crack of dawn, and then never stop your "headlong dash" till you collapse into bed that night ("Zzzzzzzzzzzz").
Last weekend I volunteered to host the entire youth-camp group on assorted activities and outings --- it was definitely an "entire dictionary" day which I would not be physically or emotionally capable of repeating very often, but the youngsters were all smiling and happily-grateful to me afterwards, and so that made it all worth it.
by QuacksO December 21, 2018
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Up For Days

A mixtape created in 2015 by Canadian-Palestinian rapper Belly.

Tracklist:
1. Came From Nothing
2. No Option
3. Might Not Ft. The Weeknd
4. Come Down Is Real
5. Maison
6. White Girls Ft. Travis Scott
7. Dealer Plated Ft. French Montana
8. Poltergeist
9. Love Kills Ft. Juelz Santana
10. Who Am I
Person: Have you heard the new mixtape Up For Days yet?

Peson 2: well duh, it's been out for three years.
by MB%@!@@# May 17, 2018
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Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.
It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!
by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022
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Throw shade day

Throw shade day is on may 16th. On throw shade day you post hella shade on your story
"Some mfs is hella ugly, yes this is about you" stuff like this should be posted on throw shade day
by Chey2lit May 16, 2022
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