The Dirty Charles

When a girl sucks your dick and you tell her you’re going to nut in her mouth but you secretly aim for her nostrils, filling them with your sticky baby batter.

“Yeah, this girl I met on Tinder came back to my place last night. She gave me a BJ and I totally pulled The Dirty Charles on her.”

by HighwayPirate August 17, 2024

The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

The dirty ring

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.

Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.

by cheetoes69 February 13, 2024

The Dirty Ortiz

The act of sticking a man's penis up another individual's left nostril and releasing semen inside until it releases through the individual's mouth.

I performed the Dirty Ortiz on my girlfriend and she didn't like it very much. She had to clean both her mouth and nose!

by DxyzAxyzRxyzIxyzExyzLxyz February 26, 2024

A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

The dirty switlick

When 7 guys fill every one of masons moms holes including the ears and nose.

I’m totally pulling the dirty switlick tonight on your grandma!

by Steve Hraby April 2, 2024