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Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.
"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"
by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022
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National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx
Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.
by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024
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National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.
This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”
by anonymous May 5, 2023
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March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*
Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits
by . March 6, 2023
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October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
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snake-day

Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.
I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!

She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.
by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023
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