National girlfriend day

November 17th

Today is national girlfriend day. Today is November 17th

by Doc rivers November 17, 2023

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Ballz Scratch Day

Every year on the third of january u have to scratch ur friends ballz

Ballz Scratch Day means u need to go to ur taller friend and scratch his ballz when he is expecting the least

by YouCrying March 7, 2023

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National Send Nudes Day

May 7, 2018 Send a nude to someone you trust or know it won’t be leaked. Happy Send Nudes day you horny people!

Hey it’s National Send Nudes Day

by honuraa June 3, 2018

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all days of week

“All time”

“LaCie stop being a bitch all days of week”

this means all the time

“LaCie he’s pissing me of all days of week”

by Gracer123 February 21, 2022

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St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

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