willie eyelash

pubic hairs

omg i need to shave my willie eyelashes

by wheres miss gallacher September 26, 2019

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

willy ninja

A willy ninja is a colloquial term for a gay man. Referring to jousting using the pens.

Hi lads, that James is a proper willy ninja isn't he.

by Mr Bar Stard November 27, 2015

willy v

Avid tea drinker. Willy V's love to drink tea. It is there favourite drink. However, they are also massive wastemen who parade around small country villages thinking they're hard with their men bags

I love tea just as much as Willy V does

by SOLG August 22, 2016

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

Willy

The hottest from Australia, always on the beers and grinding beach buggy racing
Also a dih

Willy has a massive willy

by SIGMAOPIESAM June 25, 2025