Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

by Error219 August 28, 2019

snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 28, 2021

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 18, 2024

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon November 20, 2015

turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 09, 2017

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP June 30, 2010

Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin February 24, 2014