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Old Oak Tree

slang term that teenagers use before meeting up for a sketchy social gathering in a mysterious location
Guy: hey wanna go smoke some kush

Guy 2:yea sure meet me behind the old oak tree
by iimZaach March 7, 2011
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smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011
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tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.
She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!
by 45718 December 9, 2011
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Tree Toss

When you return home from school on winter break and break-up with you significant other.
Erin is totally giving Ben the tree toss!
by Constance Burnheart July 28, 2011
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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
by Chrxssy February 23, 2023
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