Show and Smell

When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.

Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?

Todd - Sure, here you go.

Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.

Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?

Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.

by jval73 December 8, 2011

Slit Show

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all females that includes sexual overtones.

n. A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of chaos and only involving women

"Hey Tracy , this party is such a slit show, why is there only women here?"

The project was a total slit show from the beginning, because there were only women involved

by rockman4200! September 5, 2025

Show Digger

A girl (or Guy) who is dating (or just screwing) someone associated with the music business (DJ, Artist, Manager, Club Owner, etc) to get free access to shows. Similar to a Gold Digger, but based on concert access, not just money.

H: Did you see that hot chick with Steve?

N: Yeah, but she's just a show digger, she don't really like him.

H: Hmm, Maybe I can hit that next concert...

by RadioHitchHiker June 14, 2011

show bombing

When you are watching tv and your family starts talking and you cant hear the tv

Dude,I was watching the walking dead and my family came in and started show bombing

by d rivera February 22, 2015

multi show editor

Someone who edits multiple shows rather than only one specific show.

"I am a multi show editor.."

"What does a multi show editor mean?"

"It means that I make a variety of edits from different shows!

by axlie November 14, 2023

Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant

Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present

by Mezanene September 25, 2021

show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.

by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013