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dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 20, 2023
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Internet

1. You don't internet enough.
by Adreas Rino October 24, 2019
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Internet Terrorist

Someone who weaponizes social media or online platforms to push fake thugs, gang affiliations, or dangerous misinformation—and may even mass-report anyone who calls them out.
Internet terrorists flood feeds with fake gang claims and call it “street knowledge,” then flag anyone exposing the lie.
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
mugGet the internet problemsmug.

internet genius

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!
by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020
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Internet

A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.
My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss
by aughhhhh November 30, 2022
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