Internet

A collection of advertisements and stale memes that slowly drain your sanity

Delilah has been devoured by the internet and now she's completely detached from reality

by umbrella the gay fella December 21, 2019

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

No internet

Sebastian

No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time

by Reeeeee a while Sebastian September 13, 2021

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet

i'll show you a funny internet man!

by Your pseudonym September 5, 2025

Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

Internet bitch

A girl that posts her self non stop , always on social media keeping up with celebrities, Probably has a snap score of A million with 300 unread messages

Chris : This girl Fine but she post way to much, should I still hit her up?

Bryce: nah bro she a Internet bitch you gone bet played .

by Niggalations 12345 January 19, 2022