The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 21, 2008

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023

goat blooded

Having the greatest blood of all time! Made my the GOAT master Isaac Molina.

Isaac: I'm not cold blooded. I'm goat blooded.

by Chubbychandler June 1, 2017

Goat

Polo G

Guy 1: Rod Wave is the motherfucking goat
Guy 2: Rod Wave is Polo G?
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: you heard me is Rod Wave, Polo G?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: so don't call him the goat his music is good but he isn't the goat Polo G is the motherfucking goat

by LiquifyWithIce April 20, 2021

Goat

Sasuke is the prime GOAT

When you gotta be cool you use the word Goat.

by IMAHELLUVABOSS August 30, 2022