Toy Train

When you wear your girl out with every toy in the box.

Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?

Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!

by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023

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Hall Train

A classic "train" with zero entry requirements and very easy to qualify, but conducted at a risky location where getting caught will be very costly.

"It wasn't just a train bro it was a Hall Train!" To which a common reply might be: " oh snap! Did you get caught?"

by HTM99 January 20, 2023

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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

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A-Trained

A-Trained is the act of performing a sliding on someone with the intent on making them fall.

Yoo dude, That couple just got A-trained!

by LaserBaby April 11, 2023

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Spanish training

The art of saying you’re going to go light during training but then one maxes out resulting in PR or serious injury

Jake is going to do some Spanish Training with his friends

by Juan Carlito Rodriguez June 9, 2020

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Mississippi Train Station

A game where a glow stick is inserted into the anus and a round of hide and seek is played while the "seeker" uses the light shining from his/her anus.

"Yo bros, anyone got a glow stick? I wanna play a dank ass round of Mississippi Train Station"
"No way man, that game gave me 20 hours of diarrhea!"

by sweatyfatphuck August 1, 2016

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