Mark Howell

The best teacher of all time. Objectively.

"Mark Howell is my favorite teacher."

by yesn'twhomst October 15, 2020

Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.

12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He's thinks he's way cooler than he is. Though I will admit he's hot.

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Mark Suckerberged

When you fall prey to a covert marketing campaign on social media.

Lol stop sharing that, its not a meme it's an advertisement from a tobacco corporation, you definitely got Mark Suckerberged.

#suckerberged

by AmyLee489 April 13, 2018

Mark Darcy

The ideal of a man: a gentleman, has good manners, can fight and wins in duels. Never emotionally pressures a woman, does not demand anything from her, and accepts her as she is.

Mark Darcy is better than Mr. Darcy, I swear!

by scarlettfor July 6, 2023

mark

mark is just an amazing guy. the cutest n sweetest person u will ever meet in ur life and he fr would never mean to hurt anybody. he is jus so gentle n caring like u would kill for this man.

“mark is just so fine”
“yeah ik it’s crazy mannn his gf is so lucky😍😍”

by j0377 August 13, 2022

Mark

He can't link. He misses things up for everyone. Most unliked person in all of Canada.

Mark can't link.

by Vergoes October 30, 2020

Mark

Mark is a person who is either both really nice or a huge douche bag.
They can also be extremely bipolar online/in real life.

1: Hey do you know what Mark did?
2: No p1, what did Mark do?
1: He told someone to do bad things online!
2: But he's so nice to me!

by reallyhotman69420 October 17, 2021