Sam

That kid in school who is smart but dumbs himself down so that you can feel just as smart as him. Wich is why you can find him mostly hanging out with the idiots in the school. He is a Nintendo freak and hangs out with other Nintendo freaks, and he is a dirty brush user in splatoon 2.

I hate you sam, but your my friend so keep existing.

by Peter sanderous September 22, 2020

Sam Boezeman

small hoofd

you have such a sam boezeman

by Niet tobin September 24, 2020

Abi and Sam

If a rhino took a shit on a shit it should be abi and sam

I'm a abi and sam

by swesha October 23, 2020

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020

Sam

Massive cock, ranges from 15-20 inches. It’s literally a horse cock that would penetrate your insides

Girl: Oh his name is Sam? He must be packing!

by sderbyshire October 26, 2020

A sam

A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.

I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam

by RagTagPig October 29, 2020