A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.
Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
by BackSeeet October 22, 2018
Get the Sammug. Is a girls name and when it's a guy he's usually some type of fag that brags all day over stupid shit like some sport he likes and his school. Likes little boys and sixth graders on snapchat.
by Jack1838948538948594 May 31, 2017
Get the Sammug. Sam is the best boyfriend ever probably one of the nicest people i know and honestly i would give him the whole world
" Sam is the best thing to happen to me"
by lunatheappledemon October 10, 2022
Get the Sammug. by SpEskimo December 13, 2017
Get the sam staceymug. When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.
by Allvalleychamp January 13, 2022
Get the Yosemite Sammug. by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022
Get the sam barnesmug.