Sam E

Adopted, dumb and thinks everyone likes him but he is a full on shit. He is secretly a girl but goes as non bionary. He has a huge fat crush on Jenna r.

Imaging having to be friends with a Sam E

by anonymous October 31, 2020

Sam

Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.

Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!

by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020

sam the bam

samuel sam sam ham

sam the bam is so funny

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021

Sam

Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.

Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi

Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question

Loui- let’s go to my car.

by bigg longg March 16, 2021

Sam W

Sam is a lobster he is a bum and is a slave. He pees his pants everyday. His mom does not love him, he is also known as dobby. Rawr.

Sam W goes pee pee.

by Peepeepoo[poo February 15, 2024

Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

Skibidi sam

Skibidi Sam, is so horny and skibidi that he is so goofy. Skibidi sam is known for loving books and being such a book worm. sam loves to play 2K all day everyday. He has started doing 500 calve raises a day and has had a spike in testosterone levels. sam loves school and anything that involves learning and being 100% skibidi

Skibidi sam plays 2K all day everyday

by ImmuneTo_Ligma March 18, 2024