Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

pocona tree

a cross between a coconut tree and a palm tree. still working on inventing such a thing but until then haha

Damn Nema, those pocona trees outside sure have big poconuts!!

by Flippino January 31, 2009

Buck tree

A strippers teeth, mouth, tongue when dipped in cum

Omg did you see Beckys buck tree! It is so gross!

by Bitch I'm the Realist April 11, 2017

List of famous trees

There are two famous trees
1: the first tree is an oak tree called pearl. she protected a kid from getting lost with a leaf when the kid followed the leaf the kid got back to the house where he lived.
2: the second tree is a pine tree who was surrounded by a ton of wolves but a kid was able to hide and wasn't hurt at all this trees name is unknown.

Here is a list of famous trees.

by potvaliant cloud June 24, 2024

smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017