A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Get the Jerk off and smoke Newportsmug. A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
Get the Smoke's Lawmug. Hey Man You Interested In Buying Some Smoke?
by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009
Get the Smokemug. by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022
Get the Suck and smokemug. A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
Get the Smoke Bombmug. "No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug. by Big Andy on yt July 4, 2022
Get the Smokedmug.