you like boys

The perfect way to make your friends feel suicidal. This also may be used as a perfect comeback to use when losing in a roast session. Be careful though as this will impact the other person for a life time

Person 1: Why do you have to be so annoying all the time?
Person 2: Shut up Shane you like boys.
*Shane Dies*
Victory Royale

by white.devil.ftw November 7, 2019

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

chillin like a villian

Trent, 'spelt' is British English for 'spelled'.

Anyway, as said before, it's SPELT "chillin like a villAIN" not "chillin like a villian". It means you are really relaxed et cetera. like a head of a rich criminal organization

"What are you doing?"
"Chillin' like a villain"

by Kay May 26, 2004

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Set up like that

A situation where someone has got it made. Also frequently used sarcastically when someone has put themselves in an embarrassing situation.

David just got a Chipoltle burrito and and is sitting down to watch playoff hockey. He is set up like that.

by chilldude222 December 3, 2010

Rollin like a doobie

To leave or escape a situation.

Yo dawg I am rollin like a doobie out this bitch. throw your shade elsewhere...

by Justin The Mack September 22, 2010