lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Lesbian

A person who is not a man who only likes other non-men

Person: I think he likes them
Other person: well they’re a lesbian

by Lesbianperson July 30, 2021

Lesbian

A non man who is attracted to another non man!

Guy: hi cutie, wanna date?
Rando: no sorry I'm lesbian

by Halloweenpiss September 24, 2021

Lesbian

Reverse gay.

Hey, are you a gay?
*Uno reverse card*
No, I'm a lesbian.

by smolien uwu May 11, 2020

Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.

Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

Lesbian

A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)

We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.

by I am a LESBIAN October 1, 2022