dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 02, 2021

one legged shini

a person that would get a shotgun leg just to kill themselves faster

he will become a One Legged Shini rather than a pirate

by one legged shini June 30, 2017

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 08, 2016

Leg fingers

Used when the word "toe" is forgotten.

"Aw crap I've just banged one of my leg fingers into the door."

by Ayy lemao May 24, 2017

Flamingo leg

When you are in bed with someone and they put out their leg taking up almost the whole bed it resembles a flamingo with one leg up.

I could not sleep last night my wife gave me the flamingo leg

by smackthatass88 October 06, 2021

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 05, 2018

jambly legs

when your ball sacks are so big they look like legs

Yo did you see Jack had some massive jambly legs

by Mr.Potat March 17, 2020