Did you hear about my best friend, he fucked my mom, then my sister, and rounded out the Kentucky Triple Crown trifecta by hooking up with my ex.
by KYdanman October 30, 2021
When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
by RenTheHen December 08, 2022
When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 02, 2022
When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.
by dxfd March 08, 2024
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019
After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.
To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?
Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.
Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?
Partner 2: What ribs?
Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.
Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?
Partner 2: What ribs?
Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019
by Shuttereye February 22, 2022