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Kyled

to invent a wildly inaccurate number so as to make a partisan point.

Based upon Arizona Sen. John Kyl's assertion that abortions accounted for "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" In fact, abortions represent approximately 3 percent, according to Planned Parenthood's statistics.
He Kyled Alicia when he told her that 78 percent of serious crimes are committed by paroled felons. She totally believed his lie.
by ecurgus May 2, 2011
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kyle walker

that is a kyle walker
by isrthn May 14, 2018
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kyle

kyle is hmmm hot, cool, nicotine addict; alcohol. He is super quiet until he is with his stoner buddies in the school bathroom. he will fuck with your head till the day that you die but she he loves looking at some big ole TIDDIES.
omg kyle is so hot i'm going to send him a tittie pic :))
by mommyyyyy3 January 24, 2022
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Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie
Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead
by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021
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Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.
Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!
by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025
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Kyle

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.
Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is
by jugssszz November 16, 2019
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Kyle

Oh you have an overgrown penis, you must be a Kyle.
by IMBigDickKyle167 November 22, 2021
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