The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

My beautiful goat

A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.

She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.

by JustAshyKid August 2, 2025

Goat

1. Greatest of all team.
The goat of Goats is Also know as Andrew

Andrew as himself in natural form is a Goat

by Urban dictionary definer May 11, 2022

Goatness

When your too good and need to flex on kids

"have you seen my goatness, it's insane"

by Dark_hawk0626 June 26, 2020

Goat feather

To have sex with a goat while wearing a feather headdress.

I got caught goat feathering the neighbors pet.

by Goat feather June 22, 2021