An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 01, 2018
The best furry youtuber. The cutest goat! You should sub to him on youtube, he would really like that OwO
by CloverDaWusky October 16, 2020
"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"
by diknbalz February 02, 2016
by scootertramp April 23, 2016
When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
by ClassyFrenchMF! May 04, 2022
by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022
A goat that acts extremely suspicious because it follows people and isn't seen doing any tasks. It could either be the impostor, or it could be innocent... just really, REALLY suspicious.
Ryuko: What's that goat doing over there standing next to the garbage?
Mario: Ryuko, the goat isn't taking out the trash! It's acting pretty sus, so I'd say that this is a Sus Goat!
Ryuko: ...are you that obsessed with Among Us?
Mario: Ryuko, the goat isn't taking out the trash! It's acting pretty sus, so I'd say that this is a Sus Goat!
Ryuko: ...are you that obsessed with Among Us?
by Larry The Traitor April 18, 2021