Fake

One who can't practice what they preach

"Man, that Calvin is fake as fuck!"

by Freaakinnbrown May 23, 2024

fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

Fake twalling

Pretending to be or do something

Girl#1: I'm about to fight this girl after work

Girl #2: stop "fake twalling"

by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Fake

Every single girl at Northwestern High School

this dumb hoe is fake as fuck. acting like she’s my best friend but goes around telling everyone my business.

by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019

fake head day

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th

ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day

by guru345 April 22, 2020

Fake

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020