The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
Get the ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGSmug. by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017
Get the Egg McMuffinmug. the thing where t grows to a full skibibi and its sock shaped created by me and my freinds ultimate skibibi raisers
by iplaypokemon!1!!!! April 3, 2025
Get the skibibi eggmug. Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 15, 2022
Get the Hard Boiled Eggsmug. An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.
Also another insult for calling someone gay
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.
Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018
Get the square eggmug. by omzarex February 22, 2022
Get the Chicken eggmug. by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023
Get the Egg Rollmug.