dad

he left.

Dad is different than daddy, one loves you

by ava.honahni January 31, 2023

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

Dad

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Dad:

Son: please come back dad i miss you

by pagenotfound March 30, 2022

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

by Theslutcum June 27, 2022

Dad

Guy1:Something you don't have.

Guy2:LMAO

My dad left me!

by MishoGBG February 20, 2023

Dad

A sexist and a pedofile

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT

by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020

Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

by daed meat February 1, 2021