Lax Bro

usually found in Jersey or the west coast, bros enjoy chilling, getting (road?) head or dome, playing lax, and drinking Natty light. they make their bitches get them sandwiches and think women should stay in the kitchen. a common habit of a bro is to fuck a girl and then her mom/sister. they are douches. good examples at mylifeisbro.com

Bro 1: hey bro, did you fuck my sister?

Bro 2:yeah, then she made me a sandwich and gave me dome. ice me.

Bro 1: you're chill.

Bro 2: wanna have a sweet lax sesh?

these are some chill lax bro conversations

by ishouldbeinthekitchen August 30, 2010

Smash bro

A guy you have sex with just for fun. Mostly used in gay community.

He is my smash bro, we are not really in a serious relationship

by The real smashman July 26, 2019

bro dock

The act of taking a shit on a dude while he's passed out. Drawing dicks on people's faces who pass out is old. Dry dock on them instead!

I just bro docked Ryan! That's what he gets for passing out, a huge steaming pile on his head.

by acrophobia94 August 11, 2009

ee' bro

The bitzfwenz's (Kimmy and Nikki) way of saying "hey there bro." Even girls can refer to other girls as bro. the word Bro is put into every sentence.

"ee' bro, how are you?"
"ee' bro, your gay bro"

by LuciJill March 16, 2008

King Bro

The Greatest Bro of All-Time. Has been believed to be Dave Matthews for many years, but this is one of the worlds darkest secrets. Only four in the world know the identity of "The King Bro".

"The King Bro was praised for his perfect visor and sobe-sipping."

by Brolaxer69 May 29, 2009

Watch this bro

Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.

Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!

*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*

Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz

by Squidzie January 3, 2011

bro explosion

The special K.O. attack nerds use at a school to defeat the super bro

IT can occur while launching masses of equations, chemistry information, physics momentum theorys etc...

leb: WTF you little nerd ill smash ya
nerd: 3x-4-5034=54-5=/5-43=4-4_^7434-3-4=
leb: OMG BRO MY BRAIN
*bro explosion*
nerd: victory!

by LaRgO November 19, 2004