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Brad

The absence of a person, especially in a situation where a person would normally be there.
Person 1: "Dude you missed every shot"
Person 2: "You just murdered Brad"
by FunkySoup February 24, 2026
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Bradecina

A person who likes being referred to as El
El: "Call me El"
Charlit: "El Bradecina"
by Erylott March 9, 2026
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Bradfordian

i could never be a Bradfordian
by Littlesnitch May 4, 2025
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Bradforian

are you bradforian?
by MEENURR May 4, 2025
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Bradfordian

i could never be a Bradfordian
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Braden

by David Alahkbar May 11, 2025
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Braden

Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.

Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.

Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.

Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.

See also: Karen
A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.
by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025
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