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Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
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Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
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