protest dump

Relieving oneself in front of a locked bathroom. Don't lock our turds out!

After a lovely hike, was chagrined to find the park bathroom locked up tight. So I dropped trou and lodged a protest dump to remind city workers who they work for.

by MohFoh December 11, 2017

8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.

Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021

Slump a dump

Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.

Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.

by worldwidetoybox September 6, 2020

molly dump

a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.

"Hey babe, where'd you go?"

"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."

by ajcrites September 3, 2020

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

dump unds

When you're wearing too much underwear and you have to leave some behind in a port-a-potty.

My boy-parts are getting real swampy. Time to dump unds while I still can.

by [redacted] September 1, 2015