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Double Duke

Double Duke is the art in which two people plan to poop next to each other and make things extremely awkward when people come in. Best done at school!!
by tucker- September 19, 2017
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Double Blind

(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.

Two caveats:

*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).

*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).

Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?

M: Ended up with Maria.

H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.

M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
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Double clap

(Only works on women) During missionary position sex of vaginal penetration, the butt and boobs both clap at the same time. (Depending on how large they are)
Bae: Am I thrusting too hard?
She bae: no Bae it's a Double clap from my ass n boobs that all now keep going.
by Everydaytank July 27, 2016
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Double Gooey

Double Gooey is the result of a Double Penetration where both guys have deposited cum into the woman. She subsequently has cum oozing out of both holes.
Mary got fucked by Tom and Jerry, now she has a Double Gooey situation!
by UnrulyBastard March 8, 2010
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Double proxy

So your considering using a proxy to a certain site to commit illegal activity, or just to fuck shit up on a site that has your ip addy banned? A double proxy is used when your too scared of getting caught, so you proxy your way into a proxy, then go to the site of your desire. Kindsa like the internet version of putting a condum over your condum. (as if anyone would even use one condum)
Vanessa: I'm gonna use a double proxy to watch some rape vids.

Me: your a dumbass
by youreaverageperson June 15, 2009
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double P

Describes an intestinal condition wherein one is expelling the contents of the guts both by vomiting and diarrhea.
Guy 1: Hey boys I've been rockin' the double P into the AM.
Guy 2: I wish there were some easy remedy for your intestinal distress, but I think it will have to run its course.
by grunth March 31, 2015
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Double Benetration

the act of having 2 or more bens participating in sexual favors with the opposite sex simultaneously. In many cases known to be overwhelming, and eventually causing a loss of self control leading to a romance explosion.
Sandy: "The two Bens I took home last night gave me great double Benetration. I now walk with a limp."
by Pineswood December 15, 2009
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