Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020

wanking in windale

when atlas is driving through windale, wanking with cops watching other he has left his fathers house.

atlas was wanking in windale the other day again

by gem gem December 7, 2024

Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming

Oh dear your the one who piss wanked

by Roasts August 19, 2018

wank mittens

The proper term for noncey boxing gloves.

Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.

by Loafingwafu October 17, 2017

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking

The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me

by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021