Waffle Stompers

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.

The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.

by wafflestompers June 24, 2025

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whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

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Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

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Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!

"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"

by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025

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Waffle house alert

Where a waffle house is closed for a disaster

Oh no the waffle house alert went off

by El Pseudonymio August 1, 2025

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Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

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