Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

waffle text

A text message in the shape of a waffle. #

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)

by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011

white waffle

A word that means a white Irish Man, often used negatively.

Look at that potato eating white waffle

by White Waffle June 4, 2024

eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.

That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.

by substituteteacher March 11, 2023

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017