by Danman255 May 17, 2018
Get the long shortsmug. When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
Get the Long Distance Pourmug. lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. A Vietnamese boy
Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.
A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.
Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.
A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.
by My Linh January 1, 2024
Get the Viet Longmug. Tshien-Long is an Asian name often defined for Girls clever and smart. Tshien is a girl awesome for the girl she is. She is kind friendly and dependable but often tends to overacting a little and beeing to ambitious. This girl may be a little locked away from the others but as soon as you get her trust she will be a life-long friend youll never lose and always there for you. Sometimes she also seems to be a little hideous but even if never let a girl like her go.
She is so dermn motivated, this must be a Tshien-Long.
Do you like that girl?
I dont like her I love her. She is my sweet little Tshien.
Another A?! What is she? A Tshien-Long?!
Do you like that girl?
I dont like her I love her. She is my sweet little Tshien.
Another A?! What is she? A Tshien-Long?!
by Tarana62 September 10, 2018
Get the Tshien-Longmug. Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”
(Television does some gnarly magic trick)
Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
(Television does some gnarly magic trick)
Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
by LafufuLover69 March 2, 2024
Get the Long Live The New Fleshmug. A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
by Shogunles August 30, 2016
Get the Long Island Uniformmug.