Power Train

When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.

Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023

Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

by smellie mofo July 21, 2011

Toy Train

When you wear your girl out with every toy in the box.

Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?

Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!

by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023

spoof train

The Spoof Train is a form of transport, commonly taken by those who talk absolute shite.

"Kieran- you did not do 40 bets since friday, you;re clearly on the Spoof Train"

by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016

my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

by human i think February 3, 2023

train fart

when you do a backflip over a train

i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014

by the 11111111silly man November 20, 2021

Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.

man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

by meatlord March 29, 2022