crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

Neck

A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.

Person, Writing: 4+9= 16
Person two: 'that's a fat neck"

by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

ice neck

Basically an Alaskan redneck, but a lot crazier than their lower 48 redneck cousins.

Texan redneck: Dude did you know they have rednecks in alaska?
Alabama redneck: oh dude those are ice necks fuckers are crazy.

by AK_Reaper February 25, 2021

tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening.

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tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening.

by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

Neck Terribles

The unsightly hairs found in the lower region at the back of the neck.

"I'm going to the barber to have my neck terribles trimmed."

by newbkat October 5, 2011

dark neck

A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw

Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up

by Bigheavy June 17, 2021